YUP, SEND A BAG OF DICKS!
If you really think somebody is a tonsil of epic proportions, you should opt out of the glitter bomb fad and go with a bag of dicks. Yes, a bag of dicks. One of our go-to insults. You can now send your greatest enemies or frenemies(hate that term) a big bag o’ dicks and go tell them to enjoy one or all of them!
Crass? Perhaps. Often necessary in order to stay employed and a number of other reasons. There must be at least a dozen people you’ve been wanting to shout ‘Eat a dick’ to and now is that time to do so with ease and zero risk of a punch or slap in the face or having to resign shortly afterwards.
Dicks by Mail is your one-stop shop for payback. Go to this place, buy a bag of dicks and they’ll ship a US$15 bag of gummy dicks to that ex, friend of a friend, or current/former boss.
A stock message will also be included to ‘get the point across in a way that nobody will mistake’.
They look like wine gums and I’m sure are pretty tasty too.